ann-fortunately:

sometimes you gotta take a deep breath and listen to wade wilson

cannibalcoalition:

cannibalcoalition:

cannibalcoalition:

cannibalcoalition:

cannibalcoalition:

SUCCULENT CLIPPINGS

VERY IMPORTANT BOTANY

VERY IMPORTANT SAFETY MEETING. 

alanapants

IT ISN’T SCIENCE IF YOU AREN’T WRITING IT DOWN

VERY IMPORTANT DOCUMENTATION. 

!!!

THEY ARE ROOTING FOR ME.

VERY IMPORTANT CHEERLEADING.

tolkien-heroines:

Happy Tolkien Reading Day!

acquaintedwithrask:

virgoassbitch:

showerthoughtsofficial:

Your belly button is just your old mouth.

….

I was having a good day.  We were all having a good day.

camilo1295:

RIP

thatalienslut:

Honestly the world lost an amazing mind. The one thing I wanted from academia was to attend a lecture from this man. I hope you finally found out everything you ever wanted to know, sir. Rest In Peace.

betopetiches:

RIP Stephen Hawking

koobaxion:

dunkstein:

brookerz14:

dunkstein:

koobaxion:

here’s a hot take: giftwrap is dumb, 95% of the time you can just hand someone the thing and accomplish the same task. Society has conditioned us to love wrapping shit up for no reason, probably by gift wrap industry people.

Counterpoint: monkey instinct says uncovering secret bounty from colorful shell good as fuck

I made gift wrap out of this post

@koobaxion

jesus h christ